As an artist I am constructing a statement,

 As an artist I am environMENTAL,

As an artist I am the dyslexic arsethetic,
As an artist I am the Pig Society,
As an artist I am the international errorist,

As an artist I am a weapon of mass disruption,
As an artist I am General Malaise,
As an artist I am criminally inane,
As an Artist I am Aye Weewee,
As an artist I am the Austerity Panda,
As an Artist I am student rant,
As an artist I am the maker of imperfection,
As an artist I am the immaculate misconception,
As an artist I am revolting,
As an artist I am seeking a level of mediocrity,

As an artist I am an incomplete idiot,
As an artist I am insinuating Mitt Romney sucks, stray dogs cocks,
As an artist I am a raconteur,

As an artist I am only restricted by your imagination,

As an artist I am Brian Kelly’s nemesis,
As an artist I am Anon.A.Mouse,
As an artist I am a commuter mouse,
As an artist I am the Art School big cheese,

As an artist  I am Les Miserables,
As an artist I am Rosalie Lamorliere in a previous life,
As an artist I am half man half porridge,
As an artist I am art lecturer Peter Bruce,
As an artist  I am George Osborne’s Nutritional Austerity Dietary System,
As an artist I am the elephant in the extra bedroom,

As an artist I am a couch in a previous life,
As an artist I am virtually unemployable,